"If you’re paranoid-delusional, we know where you are and what you want…"

I am going to have to look for the rest of that joke – it’s one of my favorites, particularly when I need to press a button for something or someone!!
So much for staying on top of things. I haven’t done any of the things I planned to do, and I’ve gotten into more [...]

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Crazy: The Musical

I haven’t seen “Menopause: The Musical” or whatever it is that’s been playing on off-off-Broadway (or wherever), but as I started thinking about why women “go through the change” the way they do, I imagined it as if our bodies were factories and they plug along, working on getting the eggs ready to go out [...]

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Happiness is a warm puppy

Thunderstorms are best experienced from the safety of one’s bed, snuggled with a warm puppy. It’s more comforting if he snores.
Puppy snores are at once the cutest and strangest sounds I’ve ever heard. I suppose dogs snore in the same mechanical way that people do, but for some reason, people snores aren’t cute. At [...]

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Passing along

I have to confess: I copied this entire section from a 700 Club blurb about a new book by Dr. Laura Schlessinger because I found it immensely practical. With due apologies to Pat Robertson and his staff, here are 10 tips to survive your rotten childhood:
To come to a good life, the struggle is against [...]

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Weekend Update

If my weekend were an Oscar movie, which movie would it be? Certainly not “Brokeback Mountain” (and honestly, were they really surprised they didn’t win best picture?), but not “Crash”, either. No, I’d have to go with “Good Night, and Good Luck.”
The first guy was nice – kind of shy, and clearly not comfortable with [...]

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